Thoughts from The Fireman and The Farmer
The Farmer after sneezing…
Me: Have you put something up your nose? Is it…weetabix?
The Farmer: (big grin) Yeah!
Me: You really shouldn’t put weetabix up your nose.
The Farmer: (now laughing) I like-a ma wee-a-bix up-a ma nose
Me: No we don’t put weetabix up our nose.
Whilst driving back home..
The fireman: (upset voice) Oh noooo!!
Me: What? What’s wrong?
The Fireman: There’s blood everywhere!!
Me: (attempts not to swerve off the road in panic) What?! Where??!!
The Fireman: Over there, all over those fields.